gingerhaze:

I really don’t understand the logic behind naming scents for candles and bath products, like

This candle smells half like a moonlit walk and half like a wandering stream. What does a moonlit walk smell like? How is it different from a walk at 3 in the afternoon? And wandering stream?? Does this candle smell like rocks and water?

Okay, I guess I get it. They name these scents to evoke a pleasing atmosphere or scene that people wish to experience through sniffing this candle. Allow me to suggest a scent name for Glade’s next candle that is sure to be a hit:

moriartygodofmischief:

House mottos and sigils for ‘Game of Thrones’ cast

[X]

fuckyeahlaughters:

Who else is willing to try this next time they visit? 

conjuringstars:

So my linguistics textbook ships Jily

the-absolute-best-posts:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

hereistheplacewhereiloveyou:

I found gold on YouTube.

ladyhistory:

pale-quadrant:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

Today on Man vs. Wilde:

Man has to survive crossing this piranha-infested river whilst parrying the razor sharp witticisms of Oscar Wilde

riddleswithtom:

dramioine:

guys help, im crying OMG 

WHY THIS DOES NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

pkpow:

smilingthroughbrokenteeth:

frostymaggie:

bonkalore:

frostymaggie:

bonkalore:

lampfaced:

tokyograndpa:

I LITERALLY SCREAMED THIS IS PERFECT

BEAUTIFUL GOOOLD!~

excuse me, aren’t you forgetting the most fabulous princess

oh no it got better

MY GOODNESS YOU’RE RIGHT

no one’s chest sparkles like Gaston’s

MY EYES

Perfection

doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

cockdragonthespookywitch:

tunacaptor:

Nice legs daisy dukes

#NOPE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now